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21

Oct

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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

(Source: stocklogos.com)

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bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

20

Oct

Your Fave is Problematic: Timmy Turner

daddeus:

  • cheated on his math test
  • stole from his mom’s purse
Guy in my class:
Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:
You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:
Well...yeah.
Teacher:
Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

19

Oct

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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weirdnessisgood:

I could watch this forever.. 

(Source: alfalfas)

pansexualfacts:

Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.

(Source: jazminekhan)